Goffin Blog

Marketing has gone into the sewage system. You probably have seen that extremely annoying commercial on T.V. for J.G.Wentworth, where a half dozen morons are yelling out their window “IT’S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW” Well, yes it is their money and they should get it now! They should also get smacked up side of the head with a two by four. What especially pisses me off is the sense of entitlement these jackasses portray, while they’re screaming out their windows “It’s my money and I need it NOW”. I wonder how much J.G. rapes these people for? 20 cents on the dollar, or maybe 30? So yes, call J.G. Wentworth now, and we will take that annoying structured settlement off of your hands. The big lump sum you will be getting in little installments over the next 20 or so years that you obviously can’t live on, will miraculously be transformed into a twenty-cent-on-the-dollar check you can use… NOW! Yeah, right,…..stupid people! Here’s a novel idea…. record the audio portion of the commercial, then call their toll free number, and play it back for the ever diligent operators that are standing by! Let them hear first hand how asinine their dumba$$ marketing geniuses are.